by Ivan, 30/8/2005
My sister had a fuzzy rabbit,
His fluff was black as coal,
Someone gave it a bath one night,
and sent it to heaven with a cold.
In heaven he gleamed and shone so bright,
The rest looked upon with respect,
but none of them could ever guess,
That his death was borne of neglect.
So if ever you think of keeping one,
Please remember Oh! do please,
That after you give your pet a shower,
To make sure he doesn’t sneeze.