Webpage of Damnation

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Woe be those that incur my wrath for I shall damneth thee daily and thrice on weekends. This page will only get more extensive as my list of peeves collect and fester but they shall all be listed here and none shall be spared….

I curseth :

• People that stick flags on their cars on Independance Day.

I’m not talking about those that put up one or two, I’m damning those that stick a coupla’ thousand all over their cars with funny metal riggings to prop up a humongous flag. Not only is this dangerous but it is also stupid and tasteless. Thats not nationalism, that’s stupidism!

• People that cross dangerous roads when a walkway or zebra-crossing is nearby.

You might not care for your lives but I definately care for my car’s condition. Do you know how much it would cost to scrape your twisted remains off the front of the car. Or what’s worse, when you’re dragged along the undercarriage.

• People that live in apartments, but chuck their rubbish on the floor in the hallways.

I can’t even begin to understand these people, you have a perfectly HUGE communal bin in the trash room but still you find bags of rotting meat and trash strewn all over the hall-way outside the trash room. What sort of tit-head can’t even bother to tie a simple knot?