A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history. And people wonder why he doesn’t talk much to us anymore.

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Chuck norris’s Pet often confused with Chuck Norris himself.

Let me forwarn you that the Urban dictionary is filled by any Tom, Dick & Harry, much like Wikipedia, except with a heckload more stereotyping & racism. All that said, it’s fun to just wade around there at times and see what crap washes ashore.